5/31/2005

Colon Blow

One of my favorite old Saturday Night Live sketches was Phil Hartman's "COLON BLOW." (The transcript can be read here).

I'm having my colon blown today for a colonoscopy tomorrow. I ate four pills at noon, and at 3:00 PM, I had the colon equivilant of Niagara Falls. Now I'm forced to drink 8 glasses of this clear, thick solution that makes me gag.

It has not been fun.

But it has been funny.

2 comments:

p.a.hiles said...

it looks like you have exacted your revenge for "sexbomb." all I need in my head is an image of anything that equals niagara falls coming out of you! seriously though, i hope that you are fine and my prayers are with you and your family!

Bob Robinson said...

UPDATE:
According to the doc, all is fine in the lower regions!