One of my favorite old Saturday Night Live sketches was Phil Hartman's "COLON BLOW." (The transcript can be read here).
I'm having my colon blown today for a colonoscopy tomorrow. I ate four pills at noon, and at 3:00 PM, I had the colon equivilant of Niagara Falls. Now I'm forced to drink 8 glasses of this clear, thick solution that makes me gag.
It has not been fun.
But it has been funny.